Golden Corral gets an easy 5-Stars. I can’t believe that it took so long for me to actually try one of these places. I’ve heard all sorts of nonsense from pinkies-out-food-critics about how The Corral is trash; FALSE. Here are three reasons why Golden Corral gets two fat thumbs up: 1. Cultural Inclusiveness: Whether or not… Read More Been spending most my life, living in a Foodsman’s Paradise
If you’ve ever gotten tired of eating Pho (though I’m not sure why anyone would eat that grass-water more than once), you can go ahead and visit your local Thai restaurant, where they’ll serve you the same stupid meal by dumping it onto a plate, instead of in a convenient cereal bowl. Using Quantitative Analysis,… Read More Thai Food: NOM NOM HOY-SHIT
I experienced extreme sadness after my visit here. Not because of any disappointment with my food; but because this was my first time eating here, and i realized that I threw away the last 23 years of my life due to the absence of Panda Express. For only 6.99, I received the most amazing plate of… Read More Panda Express!
“I wake up in the morning and I ask myself, Is life worth living, should I blast myself?” Well, Mr. Tupac, if you ever tried Penn Station East Coast Subs, you would know that life is ABSOLUTELY worth living. At Penn Station you’ll pay the same as you would at Subway, BUT in return you’ll… Read More My Stomach Hurts So I’m Looking for a Sub To Snatch
When a True Foodsman craves Mexican food, he doesn’t want some half-assed tacos at Chili’s or Chi-chi’s made by a couple of gringos. He wants the real deal. He wants the true taste of Mexico. He wants the servers to have no idea what he is even saying, so he has to point to his… Read More Tacos Mexico: Yo Soy Fiesta!
People from D.C. love Pho. It’s essentially the liberal elitist dish of a choice. It is overpriced, numerically regulated, bland, and completely based on lies. I would go so far as to say that the DC area is one of the only places where Pho restaurants could remain in business, aside from places like San Fran and NYC, where enjoying stuff that sucks is pretty much the local custom. … Read More A PHOny Meal based on Lies and Deceit